Close call

What is the saying-don't shit where you eat? Um, yep, it's true. So, maybe I slept with the guy who sold me my car recently. Ole genius here never thought about having to get work done on the car & an uncomfortable encounter. I was dreading what awkward scenario might play out today when i went on for repairs. Luckily, he no longer works there. Phew! I thought I'd be all cool about it, but honestly, I'm such a dork, who knows. I guess I was afraid maybe he'd be a dick. Maybe he would've been cool. Luckily, I don't have to worry about it. I dealt with a lady. Best for all. I won't sleep with her, I promise. I will limit myself to strangers. Haha. No. Well, not ruling that out. Ah, shut it. I'm not sleeping with anyone. Betty White probably gets more action.