Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The online dating update

What exciting things has the dating website brought into my lonely life? Let's see-
1. One date which went very well & I never heard from him again.
2. A day of views & messages from a transexual (or transvestite, I'm not sure).
3. An offer for a threesome from a weird couple in Ohio.
4. An actual decent penis photo.
5. Daily messages from a man who could be my soul mate. Yeah, he lives in North Carolina, so I'll never meet him.
Oh, this is depressing me.