I started really wondering what men are good for & why do I want one around? Let's really break it down.
1. To take out the garbage
2. Sex
3. To kill bugs
4. To fix things
5. Sex
Ok, so maybe they are important. Or maybe I've gone too long without some lovin'. I'm sick of killing bugs & this garbage isn't going anywhere on it's own. Men are also fun to drink with & watch manly movies. Can't rely on my girlfriends for that. Pussies. Who's going to knock a cold one back & watch Bronson with me? Exactly. Dammit.
um, just for the record? you have a female friend who loves beer and whiskey and who thinks "die hard" is a christmas movie. and, it's her favorite christmas movie. i will not only watch "bronson" with you, but then we'll go old skool and break out "death wish".
ReplyDeletei also kill bugs. sadly though, i'm REALLY bad at lesbianism, so i can't help with everything :)
You're awesome, Xan. Love you!
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