I don't know what it is lately, but I can't get a break with dating. I've had a few dates and nothing is panning out. A few weeks ago, I met up with a guy from Israel. Very nice, handsome (like a bald Joseph Fiennes) and very complimentary. In fact, I don't think anyone has ever been so complimentary to me. I'm just not feeling any sparks. And, he's a bit like a human Pepe Le Pew. We only had one date, and, yet he sends me very romantic texts. "Good morning, sexy Erin". "I wish to see you again". "I enjoyed every minute with you". All the things you want a man to say to you- if you're attracted to him. Plus, he doesn't drive. I hate driving someone around. It's just not going to work. I could maybe do a second date, I'm just afraid he'll show up with a rose clenched between his teeth.
I had a really great date last week. A six foot four guy named Joe. I know, I've been there before, right? Anyway, he was handsome and we talked for hours. Unfortunately for him, I didn't want to do anything more than kiss. Apparently that was a turn off. Our communication dwindled to a minimum. Listen, I'm not a slut-whore. I don't want just sex. If i do, I'm sure I can get it closer to home. Shit, aren't there any guys who want a damn girlfriend? If so, where the shit are they?!
I was going to have a date with a guy who is intelligent and not sex-crazed, but he cancelled due to work. He works in robotics. Seriously. I flipped my shit. That's amazing. Plus, I just read Robopocalypse. He might have be useful in the future. I was attracted to his intelligence and beard. Mmmm, beards. I really wanted to go on that damn date. Normally, I'm nonchalant about dates. Who gives a shit, it probably won't work out. But, I was excited about this one. Smart and looks like Ryan Gosling's long lost cousin. Dammit.
Hello Erin, Andy said you had a blog and it seems you have a google thingy too! I'm not sure what to do with the google thingy but I'm sure i will find a use for it. Relationships can suck in general, dating girlfriend ,boyfriend, and yes even marriage you stop looking it will happen and then something will be in the way. We are imperfect creatures and with that even if you do find someone something WILL pop up that you'll be like "if only i knew that in the beginning!" Our only hope is that we find someone that doesn't piss us of completely and can tolerate for 6 hours out of the day. I know this sounds a little jaded but that's been my experience anyway. Pat benatar sings "love is a battle field" and i think she hit that one on the bullseye.
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ReplyDeleteI must hear this story, Lonelygirl. Please, share. You might help avert a disaster.
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